The symbols of Discordian Buddhism: the Apple, the Wheel of Dhama, the Hand of Eris, the Pentagon

The Nasal Sutra

once upon a time,
when the nose
was but a nose
with a nose
whose nose
was nose
on a nose

but not a nose
with nose
and endless, effortless noses
over noses
indescribable noses

there was a nose
whose nose
did not nose
but that nose
knew that nose
had to nose

for the nose
whose nose
was nose
would eventually nose
and nose
and nose

now, the nose
with fervent nose
frenetic nose
effervescent nose
everlasting nose
effulgent nose
would never nose

and so nose
explained to nose
that the nose
whose nose
did not nose
did nose
but could not nose
without nose
or within nose
but endless, effortless noses
over noses
indescribable noses
nosed noses
until they nose

for the nose
was but a nose
with a nose
whose nose
was a nose
on a nose

saying,
nosy nosy nosy nosy nosy
nosy nosy nosy nosy nose
and so it was